I have approximately 40 lbs of low-grade residential radioactive waste that I need gone by Friday. Before you ask: yes, it's licensed. I have my Residential Decay Permit (RDP-2247, Gulsket district, current through September). No, it is not glowing. It was glowing. It stopped about a week ago which is either a good sign or a very bad sign depending on which pamphlet you read.
This is from a standard home reactor, nothing exotic. I replaced the filtration core in April and the old one has been sitting in the approved containment bin in my garage ever since because Waste Management says they "don't do reactor cores on Tuesdays" and somehow it is always Tuesday when I call.
It's all properly shielded. I'm including the bin. The bin is from Nukleer Home Solutions and retails for like 90 so honestly you're getting a deal. I just need the garage space. I've got a workbench that needs to go somewhere and right now it can't go in the garage because of the waste and it can't go in the house because of the other thing.
Pickup only. Bring your own vehicle with a Class 2 or higher cargo bed rating. I'm not liable for anything that happens after it leaves my driveway and I will need you to sign a form. The form is from the county. I didn't write it. I know it's long.