Missing about three hours from last Wednesday, roughly 1 to 4 PM. Was walking the Fossway corridor, coffee in hand, everything normal. Next thing I know I'm standing outside Grellman's Deli at 4:15 with an empty cup and a receipt for something called a "regret platter" that I don't remember ordering. Filed a temporal displacement claim with O.O.P.S. but they need a witness or time-stamped interaction to process it. If you saw me on Fossway between 1 and 4 last Wednesday, or honestly, if you have three spare hours you're not using, I'd take them back. They probably weren't great hours but they were mine.